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The Tar Plains
Spew forth, my children.
Created on 2003-05-09 11:35:24 (#1050812), last updated 2006-05-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Gregory Allan Evans |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-24 |
| Location: | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Website: | Gregory's Crap |
BioGregory grew up in who the hell cares, because he sure doesn't. And he grew up there. Some of his interests include, in no specific order after the first, eating brie and crackers, creating horrible first impressions with new people by threatening to kill them (in detail), writing in first person and fantasizing what it would be like to make love to Joan of Arc.
Sometimes, Gregory wonders if fantasizing about Joan of Arc makes him bisexual or even worse, hetero (breeder scum!), but then he remembers that any 17 year old girl that leads an army in the middle ages had to be the biggest butch ever. The Alpha Butch, even. Therefore, as good as a man. So Gregory is still stone cold gay.
Speaking of stone cold gay, I dare anyone to watch Diana pretend a halfeaten grapefruit is her vagina, and not become completely unattracted to anything remotely female. Ask me for a picture.
Sometimes, Gregory wonders if fantasizing about Joan of Arc makes him bisexual or even worse, hetero (breeder scum!), but then he remembers that any 17 year old girl that leads an army in the middle ages had to be the biggest butch ever. The Alpha Butch, even. Therefore, as good as a man. So Gregory is still stone cold gay.
Speaking of stone cold gay, I dare anyone to watch Diana pretend a halfeaten grapefruit is her vagina, and not become completely unattracted to anything remotely female. Ask me for a picture.
ConnectInterests (16):
acting, ambient, anime, books, brie and crackers, dance, drag, fantasy, ftj, music, new age, poetry, queer rights, techno, theatre, writing
External Services:
 | ambientboi@livejournal.com | |
 | xVasyax |  |
 | coriniasprite@hotmail.com | LJ Messenger Status: offline |
Schools:
George Brown College - Toronto, ON, CanadaNotre Dame College School - Welland, ON, Canada
Port Perry High School - Port Perry, ON, Canada
Ryerson University - Toronto, ON, Canada
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